There really isn't much that can be said about a person that spends their free time drawing terrible pictures and writing things that border on disturbing, but I'll give it a try anyway.
Though I'm lacking wit and charm, I make up for it with unsavory gestures and an overly eager smile. I have a particular fancy for making people uncomfortable and asking inappropriate questions.
Apparently I have a lot of free time on my hands, otherwise this blog would not exist. I think that means I need to prioritize my time better, or make better comics.
This will probably be the most serious post anywhere on this blog, so savor it.
I am young, married and have children.
Caffeine is my drug of choice. Harpoon is my weapon of choice.
I collect hotel key cards.
I'm from Alaska.
I've dissected a moose heart, an owl pellet, a frog and an earthworm.
That's all.
